Excuses I Tell Myself

Here are some of the many excuses that go through my head everyday for not wanting to get out and train for the Half-Marathon...

1.  I can feel my baby-belly fat moving when I run.  

2.  Mother once told me that too much running could make your uterus fall out.  

3.  Someone will see my gimpy running gait.  

4.  I just ate and I don't wanna puke.  

5.  I stayed up too late last night watching Netflix movies.  

6.  Its too hard to arrange for the kids to be cared for while I run.    

7.  I used to think I might have asthma.  

8.  If I do run the Half, I will get into shape and then I will no longer have an excuse not to buy the Imogene and Willie jeans I want.  I will have to spend MONEY.

9.  I HATE "fitness" music.  

10. I fear crazy drivers, stray dogs, and magpies.  

11. I always forget sunscreen and my dermatologist told me pasty-whites like me will wrinkle earlier without it.

12. I will wear out my cute new shoes.

13. I am not a runner!  I hate running and I can't run!  I will fall down!  I am a MUSICIAN!

blah blah blah BLAH

Honestly... thanks, Jared, for encouraging me to take a run this morning.  It was supremely refreshing and beautiful outside!